Okay, my shirt came in, and they sent the wrong one, lol. It says
Real Vampires don't sparkle
HA! I like this one BETTER!
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Twilight Rant, Part II
Sooo I'm getting more annoyed with twilight every day. People are talking about how much evanescence songs fit twilight! They are making me HATE my fav band!Why doesn't evanescence fit twilight? Evanescence is awesome. Twilight isn't.
Anyway.....My anti-twilight shirt comes in soon...It says "And Buffy staked Edward THE END" Oh, WHY couldn't twilight of ended like that? WHY???? It would be so much better. Let me tell you something. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!! THE BURN IN SUNLIGHT!! BURN AND DIE!! Okay I'm getting a bit extreme but you see the point.
The book is poorly written. Even Stephen King agrees that Stephanie Meyer can’t write ‘worth a darn’.
Twilight fans are crazy(MOST! I HAPPENED TO MEET ONE THAT WAS SANE. THAT'S LIKE A 1 IN A MILLION CHANCE) Some one said they didn't like twilight. This is a REAL!!!!response
"What is your name, address and phone number, just so that i can track you down ank kill You with my super awesom vampire powers THAT I AQUIRED FROM READING THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!"
I didn't make that up. Some twilight fan said that.
Some twilight fan said this
"you must have not read much good litterature in youre life, because if you cannot appreciate the quality of this art.....YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSOUND!!!!!!!"
Can't leave out this one!
"do you WANT a cult of angry twilight luvers like mysef at your doorstep at night trying to behead you????? you shouldnt voice an absurd oppinion like this on the internet"
"what happened to your imagination?
stephenie meyer is an amazing writer and storyteller, so just get over it. jealous much?"
Um, no. Not at all. When a GOOD writer tells you that you can't write, you can't write.
"I am a reader of Twilight and while I do enjoy the books of the series. I TOTALLY give you kudos on the ability to nitpick TWILIGHT's every flaw. That was dire sarcasm by the way."
So, fans are allowed to express their opinions, but no one else can???
"Twilight haters are IMMATURE"
Really? Well, let's see.
Who's in love with a fictional,flawless, sparkly, vampire? Who's role model was 18 and pregnant?(mine as sure as heck wasn't!) Who wants to track down people who just say "I didn't like twilight"
Vampire baseball? Really,.........Just..Just....Just Forget it.
Also, what about this
A hundred years difference = pedophile
And this
Jacob and Renesseme???
Really?? Really.
The name Renesseme. Even Albus Sevenerous is laughing.
One last thing
Why do you hate twilight?
“Cause it’s dumb.” – Random Person on the Street
“It’s annoying as hell.” – Random Person on the Street #2
LMAO
Anyway.....My anti-twilight shirt comes in soon...It says "And Buffy staked Edward THE END" Oh, WHY couldn't twilight of ended like that? WHY???? It would be so much better. Let me tell you something. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!! THE BURN IN SUNLIGHT!! BURN AND DIE!! Okay I'm getting a bit extreme but you see the point.
The book is poorly written. Even Stephen King agrees that Stephanie Meyer can’t write ‘worth a darn’.
Twilight fans are crazy(MOST! I HAPPENED TO MEET ONE THAT WAS SANE. THAT'S LIKE A 1 IN A MILLION CHANCE) Some one said they didn't like twilight. This is a REAL!!!!response
"What is your name, address and phone number, just so that i can track you down ank kill You with my super awesom vampire powers THAT I AQUIRED FROM READING THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!"
I didn't make that up. Some twilight fan said that.
Some twilight fan said this
"you must have not read much good litterature in youre life, because if you cannot appreciate the quality of this art.....YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSOUND!!!!!!!"
Can't leave out this one!
"do you WANT a cult of angry twilight luvers like mysef at your doorstep at night trying to behead you????? you shouldnt voice an absurd oppinion like this on the internet"
"what happened to your imagination?
stephenie meyer is an amazing writer and storyteller, so just get over it. jealous much?"
Um, no. Not at all. When a GOOD writer tells you that you can't write, you can't write.
"I am a reader of Twilight and while I do enjoy the books of the series. I TOTALLY give you kudos on the ability to nitpick TWILIGHT's every flaw. That was dire sarcasm by the way."
So, fans are allowed to express their opinions, but no one else can???
"Twilight haters are IMMATURE"
Really? Well, let's see.
Who's in love with a fictional,flawless, sparkly, vampire? Who's role model was 18 and pregnant?(mine as sure as heck wasn't!) Who wants to track down people who just say "I didn't like twilight"
Vampire baseball? Really,.........Just..Just....Just Forget it.
Also, what about this
A hundred years difference = pedophile
And this
Jacob and Renesseme???
Really?? Really.
The name Renesseme. Even Albus Sevenerous is laughing.
One last thing
Why do you hate twilight?
“Cause it’s dumb.” – Random Person on the Street
“It’s annoying as hell.” – Random Person on the Street #2
LMAO
Monday, May 11, 2009
Twilight Rant, Part I
Twilight is a HUGE insult to me. Why? In just the first chapter, Stupid tarded bella talks about how ugly it is to be pale. You know what? Some people can't tan, even if they tried!!!! That is basically calling people that can't tan ugly. What else do I hate about twilight? She complains more than Scarlet O'Hara and me put together(That's a lot, considering I've been told I'm the real Scarlet O'Hara). And about the stupidest things! She complains that she has no friends. She gets friends, and complains about having friends! Make up you mind! Something else: She's 18, married, and pregnant. WHAT is this teacher to girls? It's okay to be 18 and pregnant?? Really, Stephenie Meyer, you REALLY messed up! If there is a giant increase of 18 year old girls pregnant, then they probably have Bella Swan as their role model. Let's see, hmm, Some one said "If you hate Twilight and love Harry Potter, you should go to a mental hospital!" I'm not kidding. I hate twilight. I love Harry Potter. So, I should be sent to a mental hospital for my choice in books?!?!?! OMG GUESS WHAT!!! THERE"S MORE!!!
If you said "I didn't like twilight" in front of say, 70% or 90% of teens today, you'd probably get killed. If you told me you didn't like Harry Potter, I'd say "Okay. You didn't have to like it." Soo many twilight fans!!!!!!!!TO MANY!!!! And here is to PROVE people don't like twilight fans:
You know what else annoys me? Twilight at Hot Topic. Come on people, really! I went there for a Repo! The Genetic Opera shirt, and how many where there? One. Just one. Rest was all twilight. I'm to tired to continue, but surely you get the idea....
If you said "I didn't like twilight" in front of say, 70% or 90% of teens today, you'd probably get killed. If you told me you didn't like Harry Potter, I'd say "Okay. You didn't have to like it." Soo many twilight fans!!!!!!!!TO MANY!!!! And here is to PROVE people don't like twilight fans:
You know what else annoys me? Twilight at Hot Topic. Come on people, really! I went there for a Repo! The Genetic Opera shirt, and how many where there? One. Just one. Rest was all twilight. I'm to tired to continue, but surely you get the idea....
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