Twilight Rants: Twilight Rant, Part II

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Twilight Rant, Part II

Sooo I'm getting more annoyed with twilight every day. People are talking about how much evanescence songs fit twilight! They are making me HATE my fav band!Why doesn't evanescence fit twilight? Evanescence is awesome. Twilight isn't.
Anyway.....My anti-twilight shirt comes in soon...It says

"And Buffy staked Edward THE END"

Oh, WHY couldn't twilight of ended like that? WHY???? It would be so much better. Let me tell you something. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!! THE BURN IN SUNLIGHT!! BURN AND DIE!! Okay I'm getting a bit extreme but you see the point.

The book is poorly written. Even Stephen King agrees that Stephanie Meyer can’t write ‘worth a darn’.
Twilight fans are crazy(MOST! I HAPPENED TO MEET ONE THAT WAS SANE. THAT'S LIKE A 1 IN A MILLION CHANCE) Some one said they didn't like twilight. This is a REAL!!!!response

"What is your name, address and phone number, just so that i can track you down ank kill You with my super awesom vampire powers THAT I AQUIRED FROM READING THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!"

I didn't make that up. Some twilight fan said that.
Some twilight fan said this

"you must have not read much good litterature in youre life, because if you cannot appreciate the quality of this art.....YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSOUND!!!!!!!"

Can't leave out this one!

"do you WANT a cult of angry twilight luvers like mysef at your doorstep at night trying to behead you????? you shouldnt voice an absurd oppinion like this on the internet"

"what happened to your imagination?

stephenie meyer is an amazing writer and storyteller, so just get over it. jealous much?"
Um, no. Not at all. When a GOOD writer tells you that you can't write, you can't write.
"I am a reader of Twilight and while I do enjoy the books of the series. I TOTALLY give you kudos on the ability to nitpick TWILIGHT's every flaw. That was dire sarcasm by the way."
So, fans are allowed to express their opinions, but no one else can???
"Twilight haters are IMMATURE"
Really? Well, let's see.
Who's in love with a fictional,flawless, sparkly, vampire? Who's role model was 18 and pregnant?(mine as sure as heck wasn't!) Who wants to track down people who just say "I didn't like twilight"

Vampire baseball? Really,.........Just..Just....Just Forget it.

Also, what about this
A hundred years difference = pedophile
And this
Jacob and Renesseme???
Really?? Really.

The name Renesseme. Even Albus Sevenerous is laughing.

One last thing

Why do you hate twilight?
“Cause it’s dumb.” – Random Person on the Street
“It’s annoying as hell.” – Random Person on the Street #2
LMAO

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Reasons to not like tWHYlight

Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides by calling her clumsy.
Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
She can’t do anything without Edward.
And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
Meyer is living out her own fantasies by writing about Bella, who is clearly herself.
The books aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken by the end of the series.
Not only that, she breaks rules set by more esteemed authors.
The world population will come to an end because all girls who read this book will think they are Bella and will wait for their Edward to come until they are old. And he’ll never come.
Bella almost dies fifty thousand times, but Edward always saves her. This is boring.
Edward is too perfect and has no flaws either. Even vampires should have flaws besides wanting to suck human blood because it’s natural to them.
The reason the books became so popular is because Bella has no personality and any loser can put themselves in her shoes.
If Bella is so ‘plain’, why do so many guys fall for her within the first two chapters?
Bella teaches women to let the man handle everything, which pretty much is a huge step backward for women everywhere, who have fought for equality.
Isn’t it convenient that her father always leaves her alone and doesn’t question her? Real parents aren’t that way.
Lack of character development.
Bella is a useless, whining, doll that suddenly has become the idol for girls everywhere.
People say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Guess what? WRONG.
Edward is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, and boring as anything.
It’s too cliché.
This book contains no real sex, so it’s not really a vampire novel.
Read Anne Rice - those are vampires, not the girly men that Meyer has created.
You don’t have to describe the character every two pages, we know all about Edward’s ‘perfectly toned chest’ the fourth time she mentions it.
Bella reflects upon herself through the entire novel to tell important plot developments. Hey Meyer, ever heard of "Show, don’t tell"?
She never uses the word fangs in the entire book series, and it’s supposedly about vampire.
Her vampires sparkle. Enough said.
Supposedly Meyer never uses the word ‘said’ in the entire first book, instead using breath.
There is too much face touching.
It’s predictable, and childish.
We read the entire series just to laugh at the stupidity of it.
Meyer can’t think of original names. The only original name she used was Rennesme, which is combination of two names and doesn’t count.
Vampires can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!
Vampire baseball was just a disgrace.
People think Meyer is the best writer ever.
The plot drags on forever, when it really could have been completed in two books.
Wow, yet another ‘original’ plot of forbidden love.
Why is it called the Twilight Series if only one book is titled Twilight?
It’s too easy to mock. Go on Youtube, how many mocks on Twilight do you see?
They use a drug reference in a book written for ten-year-olds.
Stephanie Meyer creates some interesting characters ie: Jasper and Alice. She then ignores them, and gives them no development.

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